```Aisi Kounsi Chiz...

Aisi kaunsi chiz hai jo gili rehti hai to 1KG, sukhane ke baad 2KG, aur jalaane ke baad 3KG ho jaati hai?....
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"RICE"
*ks*

*Limits of Heights....

Limits of height


1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

kimongshaw@yahoo.co.uk
*ks*

*Sms Jokes

Sms jOkes:-

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows ____________________________________________________
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.

Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

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Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

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Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.

Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now." ____________________________________________________
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!

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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..

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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?____________________________________________________
There are many things in ur life which will catch ur eye but only few will catch ur heart pursue those

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SMS Jokes by *ks*

wife ........ Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband.. Oh don't worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga
Wife ........ Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai ....



Doctor ..... Yaar main soch raha hoon issi gaaon main apna
clinic khol loon ..
Dost ......... khayal to naik hai yaar magar yahan ka qabaristaan
zara chhota hai ....



kanjoos ..... arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai
dost ..... woh kaisey ???
kanjoos ...... main ney ek fakir sey poochha, "agar hazaar ka
note doon to kyaa kareyga", woh bola "khushi sey
mar jaoonga ", main ney bola " jaa nahi deta ", is
tarah main ney uski jaan bachai.



Patient ...... doctor sb. aapki nurse bohat achi hai, uskey haath
lagatey hi main theek ho gaya
doctor ....... haan haan pata hai, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak
aayi thi ...



Ek sharabi apni aankhain donate kerney gaya...
counter clerk .. kuch kehna chahtey ho naik bandey...
sharabi ........... haan ! jisey lagao usey bata dena, yeh do peg
key baad khulti ha.

Patient .........Doctor Sb. main kyaa karoon keh jis sey meri umar
barh jaye ..
Doctor ......... Tum shaadi ker dalo ...
Patient ...... Kia is sey umar barh jayegee ???
Doctor ....... Nahi, shok khatam hojaye ga ...



Wife ..........Woh !! Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai
Husband ... Smile nahi dey raha hai, jab main ney tumhain pehli
baar deka thaa to meri bhi hansi nikal gayi thi..



Bus stop per larki ko dekh ker larka bola , "Tu meri jaan hai tu mera emaan hai ", larki ney juti utari to larka bola, "main bhi insaan hoon tu bhi insaan hai ...



wife .......... (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai
Husband ... (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho



Girl ............ Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ........... Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again
yesterday ..
Girl ............ To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ............ Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo ...



• question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya ..



•Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati hai...


•A Young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP



•NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY